Can dough be sexual? Bread I mean. Someone once said: I eat bread because it nourishes me and gives me a hard-on (video). I strongly believe there is something intrinsically funny in the pizza and in the mambo. Let’s add to the category watermelon and chachacha. Try to be really-fully-completely sad eating a pizza with a mambo playing in the background. Give your gloom a coup de grâce making a mess of yourself with a fresh slice of watermelon. Success guaranteed.